mami-tomoe-san:

I made a thing using a track from Heavy Rain and Trisha’s breakdown. 

homorobotica:

ipomoeaandthestarstealers:

missgeist:

yoyomar:

kitteh-neon:

glossylalia:

kyssthis16:

suzy-carmichael:

simonefiasco:

americanteenprincessbarbie:

OH MY GOD THIS BITCH IS GOING FOR IT

…what.

NOPE.

Is this bitch serious?

I know 6 year olds who could do this better.

my abuelita can rap better and roll harder.

This is that horrible fucking song.

Welp, it was nice enjoying “Bad Romance”, Gaga.

I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD

OMG I AM IN PAIN

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BABY

DAT FLOW.

juztgirlythingz:

thechosenjuan:

screwydame:

ilegzz:

sansmerci:

abstinencesymbol:

punnylittlepiggy:

Hey tumblr, Craig gets you.

#that’s because the characters in visual porn have no depth#like do I CARE if she ‘likes that dick’? #how long have these two known each other? #how many years of UST have just collapsed? #does he have any mixed feelings about being tied up and spanked? #or has he already come to terms with his kink? #where’s the desperation? #where’s the EMOTION? #and aren’t those nails a bit long for a lesbian?

OMG THOSE TAGS. 

OMG THIS IS TO TRUE! 

Yes. Those nails are far too long. THANK YOU.

ACTUALLY

70S PORNOGRAPHY HAS LOT OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND DEPTH AND WIT AND WHATEVER JUST BECAUSE NOBODY WATCHES GOOD PORNOGRAPHY DOESN’T MEAN THAT ALL VISUAL PORN IS BAD

ALSO THERE’S A TON OF TERRIBLE LITERARY EROTICA LOOK AT FIFTY SHADES OF SHIT