jenna marbles and tyler oakley walk into a bar
everyone in the bar leaves
I want you. I want all of you."
For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a thousand cocks. Suck a million cocks. There’s no such thing as a slut. That’s just a lie they told you born out of male anxiety. Anxiety about adultery and misattributed paternity.
Sex isn’t sinful either, though you can trace a lot of sexual repression and misogyny back to the Abrahamic religions. Before Emperor Constantine tried to replace the pagan religions with Christianity, they used to have sex in church. Sacred prostitution. Happened a lot in Mesopotamia, for example. And the Mesopotamians weren’t stupid either. They invented the fucking wheel.
It’s your body to do with as you please. If anyone tries to dictate a dick limit to you, they’re trying to take ownership of your body. And that’s slavery. If they call you a slut, that’s slavery. And I refuse it. Suck an infinite number of cocks for all I care. Just enjoy it."
“If y’all hoes gave up the pussy, y’all wouldn’t be so bitter”
But if they did, then you’d be talkin shit about how hoes don’t deserve to be wifed up because they too ‘easy’
And if they call you out on it, they’d be ‘bitter’ cus they just mad they got played.
I tell you about that ashy dick circular logic.
But how you callin’ someone a hoe, but mad they not givin’ up the pussy, in the same sentence?
time for a nice mild children’s book before bedtime!