Where's My Moral Parallel?

May 20

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dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

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annmariexrose:

Same

annmariexrose:

Same

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hepickedtherighttie:

napkindicks:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

image

I think the factory workers need help

I think they want us to pick up where they left off

dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days

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lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

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savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:

acetrainerghirahim:

am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day

cause

when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo

Fun Fact:

Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy. 

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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#floraltights #lovethemomg #twig

#floraltights #lovethemomg #twig

May 18

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elephantqueeeen:

I LIKE PUBLI(x) NUDITY 
(this is pre nipple piercing btw) 
HI.

elephantqueeeen:

I LIKE PUBLI(x) NUDITY 

(this is pre nipple piercing btw) 

HI.

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