August 2012
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: *Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.*
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.
I mean, fuck me.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
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do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
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people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
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death2slater:
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8itchkind:
no gays allowed on my blog
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This is how thoroughly we women have been sexualized, that we cannot make the...
– Women’s tennis and the gender politics of grunting « Fit and Feminist (via sexisnottheenemy)
July 2012
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vanillish:
i don’t speak german but i can if you like
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thetruthwecanthandle:
i am the absolute worst when it comes to compliments i never know what to say back
i just say thank you and smile and laugh awkwardly until they change the subject
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xivora:
do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word
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Reblog if you want to receive terrible, yet...
the-eyre-affair:
asktheprettyboyhunters:
the-superwholockian:
ask-brownie-hooves:
Last time i rebloged this..i did not regret it
please!?
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riddlemehiddleston:
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anearlywitch:
Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.
bruce wayne is batman
son of a bitch
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yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:
andwhispers:
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
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Johnnie.
I have never, ever felt this way about anyone before. I’ve never had this level of comfortableness and ease with a boy. I don’t need to try very hard or put up a front. I look back at this list and you fit basically everything I’m looking for. I need someone who will listen & hold me & comfort me & laugh with me. You do all that and more. I’m so grateful to have...
reinapepiada:
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
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