May 2012
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dyselxia:
screw yolo, poop is the real motto
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Reblog this if I can come talk to you
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homorobotica:
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and...
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odair:
thebogonoslo:
odair:
there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’
Follow this amazing blog, super funny and full of the coolest posts!!
there’s a special place in hell for you, too
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April 2012
blowmeoffandplayme:
gerardtheroman:
colfricans:
reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
this does not bother me in the least
I feel like I shouldn’t be giggling. Oops
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
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afterthelastacademyisshow:
why are jewish men so beautiful
telescopics:
I’m not homephobic but the bible says mortgages are a sin
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fapitalism:
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“Essentially, the idea of a “slut” is a myth told to women to keep them in their...”
– The Slut Myth (via fuckyeahcourtneystodden)
YES!
(via randomthoughtsarerandom)
Always reblog.
(via homorobotica)
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I am proud to have never inserted a vegetable into...
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seppin:
I LOVE THE OBAMAS
THEY’RE LIKE YOUR FUN NERDY NEIGHBORS
THAT HAVE BARBECUES AND INVITE YOU OVER AND MR OBAMA TELLS BAD JOKES AND MRS OBAMA ASKS HOW SCHOOL IS GOING FOR YOU AND THE KIDS ARE PERFECT LITTLE SUCCESSFUL ANGELS
EXCEPT MR OBAMA IS ALSO THE PRESIDENT
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emifish:
This came on and I can’t sing along...
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
omg
but wait
no wait
wait what
guys
i mean
oh wow
so like
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Bold what you have done/what is true. →
lolclitcat:
Appearance
I have/had piercings besides the ears.
I want piercings besides the ears.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I want a tattoo.
I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/had braces
I have more than two piercings.
Embarrassment
Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried
I’ve glued my hand to something.
...
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